Tis time for Part number two...

June 6th...Kung Fu Panda: Yeah, this one is a rather silly story of a kung-fu master trying to teach his art to a really lazy hopeless Jack Black in panda form. Some evil guy who escapes from prison is trying to find the 'Chosen One' so he can destroy him and do evil things. Any guesses as to who the Chosen One is? Anyone at all? (hint, hint, wink, wink, nudge, nudge...) Awesomeness Probability: 7/10

June 27...Wall-E: 700 years into the future Earth has become uninhabitable because of all the trash (isn't this going to happen like 50 years from now?) So humans deploy millions of little robots known as "Waste Allocation Load Lifter - Earth-Class" (Wall-E). The program fails so humans ditch Earth and turn off all the robots. They didn't get them all though...Wall-E is lonely until one day he meet a probe sent from wherever humans are living named EVE. He falls in love and that's all I know *nods* The animation in this movie is SPECTACULAR! Awesomeness Probability: 10/10 because Pixar movies are always good.

July 18th...Batman: The Dark Knight I haven't seen the first movie even though I should....when I was little I loved Batman: The Animated Series (along with Spiderman: The Animated Series, and Superman: The Animated Series, and The Incredible Hulk: The Animated Series, and the Justice League, and Men in Black: The Animated Series ) I also saw a few of the Batman flops (Arnold Schwarzenegger as Mr. Freeze anyone?) Yeah, so basically the live action movies really sucked until 2005 when Christian Bale was hailed as "the greatest Batman ever!" I saw trailer for Dark Knight and the first thing I said was 'Oh my god it's the Joker. I love that guy!' People have been moaning over joker's lack of face paint but he looks and sounds so ridiculously insane and evil that I don't care. Frankly, if I like that fact that his clown face paint is all faded and stuff because if it were like in the animated series he would look really stupid instead of evil in a crazy, psychotic sort of way. Awesomeness Probability: 8/10

August 1...The Mummy: Tomb of the Dragon Emperor: I love the Mummy movies! Brendan Fraser and Rachel Weisz are awesome! But the thing is Rachel Weisz has been replaced with some loser who think she can be Evie. Pffft....I'm really upset. How dare they replace Rachel??? So now I wonder if I'm even going to see this movie. So basically they've moved away from Egypt onto China. There's another mummy who wants to take over the world (He's a Chinese Emperor though...played by Jet Li) Evil things happen just like last time and the time before that except it's in China. And Alex is no longer the cute little kid. And Evie has a replacement!!!!!!!!!!!! Awesomeness Probability: 7/10 Because they replaced Rachel with some woman named Maria or something

Yeah, so here is my movie itinerary for this summer.